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Will Rogers Quotations
Welcome to Will Rogers Quotations, the web page that brings you, all free for you to use for non commercial purpose, a host of phrases, one liners and quotes by American actor and humorist Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it **
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. ** An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. **
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. **
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion. ** Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers Quotations Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ** I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it. **
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. **
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! **
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? **
It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human. ** Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. **
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That`s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. ** I`m not a real movie star. I`ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. ** Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven`t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. **
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what`s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? ** I don`t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts **
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. ** We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. ** We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there. ** You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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