Sarcastic Sayings

Welcome to Sarcastic Sayings, the webpage that brings you a host of quotes, phrases, quotations and one liners about relationships and break ups. These are all free for you to use for non commercial use

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

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I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

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I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

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