Happy Birthday Messages

Welcome to Happy Birthday Messages, the web page that brings you quotes and sayings suitable for inclusion in cards or scrapbooking pages. These are about life or any other subject that are motivational, meaningful and memorable, which are good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring










If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent.

After 40 a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face and stay sitting down. Dame Barbara Cartland

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at 50. Coco Chanel

It takes a long time to grow young...Pablo Picasso

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. Ruth Gordon

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

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