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Funny Proverbs
Welcome to Funny Proverbs, the web page that brings you a host of amusing and hilarious phrases and messages. These are all free for you to use for non commercial purpose
** It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes. ** The world's full of apathy, but I don't care. ** Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. ** You can't have everything, where would you put it? ** Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. ** There are only three kinds of people in the world, people who can count and people who can't. ** Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. ** Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ** Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. ** If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. **
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