Funny Love Sayings

Welcome to Funny Love Sayings, the webpage that brings you a host of laughs and giggles about love and its excitement and strife. They're all free for you to use for non commercial purpose. These are about life or any other subject that are motivational, meaningful and memorable, which are good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring











A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

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Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
Chris Rock

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Love is like a war-Easy to begin, hard to end

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Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anon

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If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back they'd never ask you to.
Anon

Funny Love Sayings