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Funny Christmas Sayings
Welcome to Funny Christmas Sayings, the webpage that brings you a host of cute quotes, phrases, quotations one liners and messages about this seasonal time of year. These are all free for you to use for non commercial purpose
** What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. **
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? ** Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ** I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ** "In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'" - Dave Barry ** "I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark."Dick Gregory ** Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. **
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