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Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings
Welcome to Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings, the webpage that brings you a host of sweet or cute quotes, phrases, quotations or one liners to amuse you or anyone who passes you. Free for you to use for non commercial purpose
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Thank You For Pot Smoking. **
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep. ** Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ** I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work. ** Driver carries no cash. He's married. ** If You Can Read This, The B*tch Fell Off...[Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest] ** If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. ** I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade ** I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go. ** If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...your aiming too high. ** Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. **
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