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Funniest Text Messages
Welcome to Funniest Text Messages, the webpage that brings you a host of sweet, cute, funny and sometimes insulting text messages. These are all free for you to use for non commercial purpose
** A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.. ** Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. ** Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done. **
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes ** I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, It cost me an arm and a leg! ** The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. ** A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! **
You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late. **
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. ** Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again? ** I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ** Can't believe after all the shit theyve bin throu they're still together **
I saw sumthing in da shop window today.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed to buy it for you till I realised it was my own REFLECTION ** You - cute
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