Free Birthday Sayings

Welcome to the Free Birthday Sayings web page which has for you a bunch of quotes and messages suitable for using in a birthday card, that are motivational, meaningful and memorable, which are good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms

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Middle Age is when your former class mates are so decrepit they fail to recognize you Happy Birthday (Baldy)(Oh Wrinkled One)(Old Crone)(Grey Beard)

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Your birthday is a feather in the broad wing of time. I knew you'd want to know that on a day like this

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Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Remember youth?

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"It is not possible for civilization to flow backwards while there is youth in the world. Youth may be headstrong, but it will advance its allotted length.
Helen Keller
Remember youth?

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Life is short. It can come and go like a feather in the wind. Oh! and err happy birthday

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You know you're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Doh! Trust me eh? What am I like?

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To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living

Free Birthday Sayings