Food Quotes

Food Quotes, the banquet of food phrases where you can metaphorically dine on a feast of fun filled quotes










It’s hard to be devil-may-care
When there are pleats in your derriere.
It’s hard to surrender to sin
while trying to hold your stomach in.
Judith Viorst

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Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

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My ancestors didn't spend the last 2 million years clawing their way to the top of the food chain, for me to become a vegetarian.

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I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There's no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
John Mortimer

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I am in shape. Round is a shape

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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway

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Never trust a dog to watch your food.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain

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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
Jonathan Swift

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I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had my breakfast in bed.
Oscar Wilde

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Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
John Milton, The Devils Advocate

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